: But Teddy What do you mean? Did your mother have any kids that lived? : He pretended he was eating cow-plops, and rat guts in blueberry sauce. Boom-baba-boom-baba-boom. We'll be there by sundown. Teddy I'm not going back. Gordie: Yeah, I've been noticing lately that the "A"and the "E" are starting to bend around the sides. : Chris: It's spooky sleeping out at night in the woods. I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. A soldier of fortune is the man called Paladin! : If Chopper's there, we'll send you in. Vern Tessio Profiles | Facebook Teddy Vern: I'm not going alone. You lose Gordie! Teddy : Let's get moving. Teddy Teddy: This is my age. Gordie: Okay. Well. : Vern Crowd A week later, his mom cleaned out his room and threw away the map. Nine months, man. Billy Tessio: Hey, Eyeball's right, Charlie. Lardass! Milo: I know your name. Vern: Gee, maybe we should just hitchhike. Each boy Gordie Lachance (Wil Wheaton), Chris Chambers (River Phoenix), Teddy Duchamp (Corey Feldman), and Vern Tessio (Jerry O'Connell) has their own reason for going on this search . And if your parents are too f***ed up to do it, then maybe I should. Teddy: Two for flinching. Vern Drum roll! Teddy : You don't even have any hair! Principal Wiggins barfed on the lumberjack that was sitting next to him. It's like God gave you something man. The Writer: [voiceover] Chris did get out. Vern is frequently shown to be timid and anxious, but is always willing to stick with his friends, even in the face of danger. Vern overheard his older brother say that Ray went to explore the nearby railroad tracks and was struck by a train. Technical Specs. Vern Tessio | Sony Pictures Entertaiment Wiki | Fandom Get Vern! Real fat. Teddy Oh, Gordie just screwed the pooch! Duchamp, and Vern Tessio come to terms with death and the harsh truths of growing up in this iconic, unforgettable, coming-of-age story that was also adapted in the 1986 film classic Stand by Me. Teddy: Look, you guys can go around if you want to. Vern Tessio | Heroes Wiki | Fandom Chris asks the boys if they sit at a separate table to you and Chris. : Milo: Hey, you kids! His writing does not mean anything. Get off me! The Writer: [voiceover] As time went on we saw less and less of Teddy and Vern until eventually they became just two more faces in the halls. Vern: Why not? What's your problem, Duchamp? Teddy Why were Rays feet bare. Vern Vern The Shawshank Redemption has produced some of the best quotes to come from the film and they've only added to how great and poetic the film truly is. You might even write about us guys if you ever get hard up for material. Vern Tessio: If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? View the profiles of people named Vern Tessio. And then, your mother goes around the corner and she licks it up! 17 A boy with chubby cheeks ( (I LOVE VERNO)) dropped his head quickly when you two made eye contact. He can be very sheepish and anixous and normally takes the back seat in the group. Gordie: Sure, you only outweigh him by 500 pounds, fat ass! - Gordie: Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, Pluto's a dog. + "Aw, he's cute!" What was the fate of Vern Tessio? What is the Ray Brower story? - eNotes Quidaciolu's is at the end of that little road that goes by the junkyard. He also has horrible friends. : There's no doubt about it. Vern Two for flinching, you like it? Run, man! : Vern : What am I supposed to do, think of everything? [the other boys restrain him]. Come on, man! Mayor Grundy Crowd : Vern! You don't even have any hair! Thats easy. Vern: [looking at a pond in their way] Told you we should've stuck to the tracks. Vernon Tessio, also known to his pals as Vern or Verno is a thirteen-year-old from Castle Rock, Oregon. Ace: What are you gonna do, shoot all of us? He drives a car and wears a hat. Gordie: Okay, odd man goes? The town folk view his family as stupid, and he has an older brother as well who is a part of a group of teens that aren't the nicest, or in other words, bullies. Eyeball: So what's with you and this Connie Palermo chick? Vern Teddy: What are you cracked? Rate this quote: (4.50 / 2 votes) 2,998 Views Share your thoughts on this Stand by Me's quote with the community: https://www.quotes.net/mquote/90312 0 Comments Publish What the audience didn't know was that Lardass wasn't really interested in winning. Except for the looney up in Togus. It was brown and it had dots on it. [the contestants bury their faces and begin eating. My dad hates me. What did you bring a comb for? They just let him in. What did you bring a comb for? Chris Chris: Bulltrue! Maybe, we should take Gordie back. Teddy: That's you, Gordie, odd as a cod. Vern: Come on you guys. Teddy Let's see how much money we got. He has a normal family and is bullied by his older brother. : I'LL SIC MY DOG ON YOU! I'M GONNA KILL HIM!!!! Vern: What am I supposed to do, think of everything?! To escape this, they return to nature to be children and to prove a point to the entire town that has dragged them down to their "small town" thinking. Iiiiiiit's Gordie: But you didn't miss him. : Gordie, to a lesser extent. : Everyone knew I took it. [Cheering and laughing] All works; Complete works only; : Two for flinching. : No one even asked me if I took the milk money that time. Teddy: Yeah, by the time we get there the kid won't even be dead anymore. [singing the ending song to their western] He charges at Teddy, takes him down. : [Chopper starts biting Teddy's shirt] Bite sh*t! : I cherish these moments. Gordie Vern Rounding off the quartet is Corey Feldman who stars as Teddy Duchamp, a rather screwed-up kid whose father is taking residence in a mental hospital. And now, the one you've all been waiting for, the four-time champion, our own, Bill Travis! Teddy: Look, you guys can go around if you want to. I'LL KILL YOU! Teddy: Boy, you don't know nothin', Mighty Mouse is a cartoon, Superman is a real guy, no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy. That happens sometimes. You didn't know whether to laugh or cry. And Lardass just sat back and enjoyed what he'd created-a complete and total barf-o-rama! You're Lachance. : You brought the comb! : All those stories that you can make up, and He said, "This is what we got for you kid, try not to lose it." Boy, you don't know nothin', Mighty Mouse is a cartoon, Superman is a real guy, no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy. What did you bring a comb for? The Writer: [voiceover] Now he said, "Sic him, boy." Chris Chambers | Stephen King Wiki | Fandom : Gordie He went on to college and eventually became a lawyer. Let me in! : Stop it stop it. I'd like to see you try to climb over this fence and get me, fat-ass! Vern Tessio: If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? As the story begins, Gordie's friend Vern Tessio asks his him and two other friends, Teddy DuChamp and Chris Chambers, if they want to see a dead body near another town. He's definitely a dog. And when I look at you, I throw up. He is friends with Chris, Gordie, and Teddy. I'm sure she had her eye on that skirt for a long time. Great, spit at the fat kid", this proves that . He hates me oh oh God. Sincerely. And maybe I took it to Old Lady Simmons and told her, and the money was all there. Vern: No, I saw him on TV the other day, he was holding five elephants in one hand. Oh, man! I'm no good." "Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood." This quote by Gordie as an adult sums up his whole life. : : Alucard | Team Four Star Wiki | Fandom Chris: Yeah. The Body (King novella) - Wikipedia : Goofy's a dog. We should all go. I hate this short cut! , : Vern Ow, get Vern Milo: HEY! : Your. Teddy: Oh, great! Vern: No, man, a goocher. Chris, who'd always made the best peace, tried to break it up. Teddy Jerry O'Connell - IMDb : [Gordie shakes his head]. What did you bring a comb for? Pez. Like sleeping with a girl for the first time. Kiefer Sutherland makes a memorable teenage villain, and look closely for John Cusack in a flashback scene as Wheaton's now-deceased and dearly missed brother. Sorry, Vern. : [after dropping his hamburger in the campfire by accident], [the boys get dressed and Gordie is recovering from fainting], [Fighting Teddy and punching him over and over], [singing the ending song to their western], [after the Milo Pressman incident, Vern tries to light up the mood by singing while Teddy cries]. Milo: Don't you call me that, you little tin weasel. How 'bout another double-golden-oldie-twin-spin-sound-sandwich from K-L-A-M in Portland? Also Alucard mocks and insults Luke more before eating him down by calling him a "Wannabe Demi-God bitch." Vern: What am I supposed to do, think of everything? There's no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy. Vern "I'm never gonna get out of this town, am I, Gordie?" Chris Chambers. Teddy: That was the all-time train dodge. Gordie: Come on, Choppy! Remember when Clint Bracken and those guys got wiped out on Weed Hill in Durham? I wasn't that scared. Go on, Gordie, it's a swell story. Renaissance Fair. I know how your dad feels about you, he doesn't give a sh*t about you. Gordie: And then your mother goes around the corner and she licks it up. , Stand By Me - Blogger Critical Analysis of The Movie Stand by Me and Issues It Explores The Writer: I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Cherry-flavoured Pez. Diving into his fifth pie, Lardass began to imagine that he wasn't eating pies. I brought the comb! : You like it, Teddy? Spit at the fat kid. - Vern: I wasn't that scared. 4 Mar. Wanting to be heroes in each other's and their hometown's eyes, they set out on an unforgettable two-day trek. Done! There's no doubt about it. Daphne Guinness It has often struck me that the relation of two important members of the social body to one another has never been sufficiently considered, or treated of, so far as I know, either by the philosopher or the poet. : [after the Milo Pressman incident, Vern tries to light up the mood by singing while Teddy cries] he is my world. Junkyard opens at 3:00. : Gordie Stand by Me (1986) | MUBI Vern Tessio was born in Castle Rock, Vern is the goofy and scariest and fat kid of the group. 7 His friends began to bother him and he looked back up with a flushed face. When Gordie was twelve, he couldn't imagine a world but what he already knew. Kiefer Sutherland. [Also furious] Vern: That's so funny, I forgot to laugh. Go on, Gordie, it's a swell story. That's easy. : Their quest to appear in the newspaper quickly becomes something more - as the boys confront their personal demons . Vern Tessio. Chris: Not me. Chris: Suck my fat one? What did I say? What, pussy? But you know, it's not his fault. Gordie Lachance/Vern Tessio - Works | Archive of Our Own Gordie Jerry O'Connell - Rotten Tomatoes Vern: Why not? , Vern It'd be a good fight though. Gordie: [looking back at the oncoming train] WE'RE GONNA DIE, DAMN IT! This is your last chance. Gordie: Maybe it shouldn't be a good time. Vern asks if they want to see a dead body. 21. Gordie: Does the word "retarded" mean anything to you? : Skip to Quotes . Jerry O'Connell Apologizes to Wil Wheaton for Not Noticing - Variety Crowd Shut up, Vern. He took your ear and he put it to a stove and he burnt it off. MovieQuotes.com 1998-2023 | All rights reserved, directed this movie Who cares? This list has a variety of items in it, from Waitress to Billy Tessio. What're you, his mother? Teddy: Is it me, or are you the world's biggest p*ssy? : No question about it. Movie Info. No question about it. If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? It was grand. You four-eyed psycho. Cherry-flavored Pez. Pez. That's five miles down the river! Gordie [They flip their coins again, and this time all show tails except for Gordie], Teddy: You lose, Gordie! "Stand by Me Quotes."