I'm not ashamed to admit it: my first time in prison, I was terrified. But it wasn't a poisonous silence. He was making so much money selling Quaaludes that he become the Quaalude King of Bayside. It was like pissing in the fate gods eye. It's not like Look. Are you out of your fucking mind? Does Daddy get a kiss from both of his little girls? Naomi Lapaglia: The 3 keys to success of the Straight Line Persuasion system are: Developing rapport with the customer. I love you. Max Belfort: And I will make you richer than the most powerful CEO in the United States of fucking America! [pauses] Once in the morning, right after I work out. Brad: I want to. The captain tied you up, he almost fuckin' tasered you! Nothing. It wasn't even a choice. I just came. Does your girlfriend think youre fucking worthless loser? The Wolf of Wall Street Buff Revised Pages 3/5/13 62. . I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day. Mark Hanna, Implosions are ugly. Donnie Azoff: Oh, hey. Just a moment while we sign you in to your Goodreads account. Pick up the phone and start dialing! What a fucking burden, and actually had to do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day? We are going down! I haven't eaten all day. You probably had to pay them in cash with your hands! Let us know whats wrong with this preview of, Act as if! Donnie Azoff: Theyre wrapped in sheets. Naomi Lapaglia: And his urine stream was like a fucking fire hose. ~ Teresa Petrillo. Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can. I dont even listen to it half the time. Jordan Belfort, Every person around here, they want to get rich and they want to get rich quickly. I mean that was the last time we ever have sex. Naomi Lapaglia: Patrick Denham: By opting to have your ticket verified for this movie, you are allowing us to check the email address associated with your Rotten Tomatoes account against an email address associated with a Fandango ticket purchase for the same movie. Wed love your help. Danger at every turn. Cocaine and hookers, my friend. [bursting into laughter] I got you. My fucking warriors, who will not hang up the phone until their client either buys *or fucking dies!*. Cunt, cock, asshole." Tootski?Follow me for tootskihttps://twitter.com/ogfz_https://www.instagram.com/ogfz/ You're lookin' at me like I'm crazy. Go on. If I can be of any help to you on your journey I'll do my best. You be relentless! Whether America plans to invade Switzerland in the upcoming months. BOOK I, inside the restaurant young Strattonites carried on their time-honored tradition of acting like packs of untamed wolves., [Aunt] Patricia smiled, and we walked in silence for a while. Naomi Lapaglia: My name is Jordan Belfort. I gotta tell you. Jordan Belfort: Bo Dietl: You wanna know what money sounds like? Because at least as a rich man, when I have to face my problems, I show up in the back of a limo, wearing a $2,000 suit and a $40,000 gold fucking watch! Jordan Belfort, See those little black boxes? Exactly. Oh, my God. Money doesn't just buy you a better life - better food, better cars, better pussy - it also makes you a better person. Donnie Azoff: We're talking about whales here, Moby fucking Dicks. If you don't do it, the stress of this job, it'll make you explode. Do you jerk off? It's like playing a game of chess with your own life. Jordan Belfort: lastly it's down to the humour. Are you fucking serious? Hey, John. Donnie Azoff: Donnie Azoff: Copyright Fandango. I'm constantly weighing everything in my mind and trying to predict how my actions will influence events. He actually went to law school. This is what you do? Sell me that pen. Jordan Belfort: Don't watch with family, seriously. Donnie Azoff: [voice over] Act as if you're a wealthy man, rich already, and then you'll surely become rich. Aunt Emma: Let the consequences of failure become so dire and so unthinkable that youll have no choice but to do whatever it takes to succeed. Jordan Belfort, If you want to be rich, never give up. Jesus Christ, I think you have a fuckin' drug problem. That'd scare the shit out of me, buddy. I wanna be with the fuckin' Oompa Loompas! Looking for the best quotes from The Wolf of Wall Street? Why would You be so cruel as to use the king of Japanese restaurants to take me down? A real wolf pit, which is exactly how I liked it. Best The Wolf of Wall Street Quotes. Jordan Belfort: Huh? They're wrapped in sheets. Your hair looks good. It was a madhouse, a greed fest, with equal parts cocaine, testosterone, and body fluids. Right? Right, exactly. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones. the Terms and Policies, and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes. I mean, you're not afraid of like the whole kid thing, right? Jordan Belfort: I got a blinkling light because I don't have shit from you. Donnie. The Wolf of Wall Street is a memoir by a former stockbroker and trader Jordan Belfort, first published in September 2007. Trust me. And you know something else, Daddy? Max Belfort: [holding his child] Jordan Belfort: Bald as as China doll. Give yourself no choice but to succeed. There could be. No it's not like that. Jordan Belfort: The Wolf of Wall Street: Straight Line Persuasion Review Wake up, you piece of shit! Hey, everybody, listen up! No, there's no alcohol. Without you, they're just worthless hunks of plastic. GET OFF THE PHONE! Is your landlord ready to evict you? Asking specific questions to gather intelligence and to understand the customers needs. Champagne. Jordan Belfort: 9 famous Wolf of Wall Street quotes | The US Sun Of all the fucking days, she chooses today to give me blue balls. Sweetheart, you have my money taped to your tits. You're gonna miss it! Look! That's right, I forgot. That was you! Is he fucking crazy? Sides? I want you to fuck me real hard. The Wolf of Wall Street streaming: where to watch online? You show me a pay stub for $72,000, I quit my job right now and work for you. He said even if you don't get convicted I've got a good chance of getting them. There were certain things that you just didnt joke about; it was simply bad luck. A Long Island mansion featured in Martin Scorsese's 2013 film "Wolf of Wall Street" is listed for $10 million. Jordan Belfort: Yeah, there's like a 60 percent, you know 60, 65 percent chance the kid's gonna be fuckin' retarded or whatever Jordan Belfort: You don't love me anymore, huh? Just give me a second. It is no matter. Integrity. So I, you know, used the cousin thing as like like an in with her. Yeah, my wife is my cousin or whatever, but it's not like what you think. Everybody on point! Come on. Jordan Belfort: No, they're not retarded or anything like that Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Brad: No one's gonna fucking die! Like, Run free! You know? Donnie Azoff, There was this one time I was selling pot to this Amish dude. Let's go the other fucking way! After all, the IRS knew about this sort of stuff, didnt they? Go to a trading floor on Wall street. The book, motherfucker, the book! I was born too - too early. Okay, great. She designs women's panties too? I did a lot of bad shit. Huh? Is it, is it mayhem? Jordan Belfort: Like, um, three or four. I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime. Yeah I'm sure. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. Why why why god, why would you be so cruel as to choose a chain of fucking hibachi restaurants to take me down! What the fuck are you talking about? Give him time. And when it gets in, I'll give you a call and you come pick it up. Please click the link below to receive your verification email. Jean Jacques Saurel: Naomi Lapaglia: The Wolf of Wall Street is one of the most iconic films of the 21st century Credit: Alamy. Come on, baby. Sell me this pen! But, But what was wrong with that? Jordan Belfort: It got so bad, I had to declare the office a fuck-free zone between the hours of 9 and 7. Last month you were a wine connoisseur, and now youre an aspiring landscape architect, Isnt that right? Jordan Belfort, You got my money taped to your tits, honey. Well, he says that he only wants to make furniture. When we arrived to prison, I was absolutely terrified. This Martin Scorsese hit film stars Leonardo Dicaprio, Jonah Hill and Margot Robbie in lead roles. Mark Hanna: Naomi Lapaglia: It is perhaps the best thing I've seen in the last six months. Donnie Azoff: Mark Hanna: Oh come on, baby. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: I don't even listen to it half the time. Brad: [narrating to the camera] Let me lock in that trade right now and get back to you with my secretary with an exact confirmation. Turns out all the FBI really wants from me is to cooperate. S-so if I, if I sell a stock at $10,000, my commission is 5,000 bucks. Donnie Azoff: They're called telephones. I'm talking about this. Doesn't even matter to you! I don't even know who Venice is. Baby, you know you got real anger issues. This is what happens when you fuck with your pets on new issue day! Jordan Belfort: You be telephone fucking terrorists! But who the fuck wanted to live there? Jordan Belfort, Let me tell you something. Does that ring a bell? Dont ever forget that., Listen, guys, fucking around with midgets aint no joke. Jordan Belfort: I'm not gonna let someone, you know, one of these assholes fuck my cousin. Daddy's really sorry about what he said in the other room. Perfect Hildy Azoff: It's called cocaine. What are you, a fuckin owl? Naomi Lapaglia, Oh my God! Great. Go on. Donnie Azoff: Are you sure? Jordan Belfort: Robbie Feinberg ('Pinhead'): Max Belfort: I put the money on that fucking table, not you! I think you have a fuckin' drug problem. Chester, who sold tires and weed. Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can. You were on the floor rollin' around and shit. Yeah, like Buddhists. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: More importantly, you will learn. Say what you will, but the Duchess did have style. Don't worry about it, I got it. Jordan Belfort: Look, I know you're not following what I'm saying anyway, right? What are you, a fucking owl? Whoa! Don't you fucking dare! I do it cause I fuckin' need to. And you got the beautiful girls there. I got a couple of mil' comin' in like a week. With their beautiful wife by their side, whos got big voluptuous tits. Jordan Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: Look, I knew these guys weren't like Harvard MBAs. Cinemark Its because you have not learnt enough. [All at once] Yeah. This guy was smart, sophisticated, professional. Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties. He must have thought we were still at the Hamptons this weekend, you know. That's why all this confusion. Can fucking sell anything. Here's a list of a few of the best lines from the movie: I want you to deal with Your problems by . I want to. Let the consequences of failure become so dire and so unthinkable that youll have no choice but to do whatever it takes to succeed., The easiest way to make money is -create something of such value that everybody wants and go out and give and create value, the money comes automatically., I've got the guts to die. Coming Soon. Who is the one who flew in here at 3:00 in the morning on their stupid helicopter and woke up Skylar? Shit about you and your cousin or something like that. They dont give a shit about money. Not Italy. California, baby! Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: And in the case of the telephone, it's up to each and every one of you, my highly-trained Strattonites. Right! In the bedroom? And you wanna know what I was just thinking too? No, I don't wanna implode, sir. Jordan Belfort: They're not gonna dial themselves. Jordan Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Holy fuck, you did just say that. The year I turned 26, I made 49 million dollars, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week. Jordan Belfort, You see money doesnt just buy you a better life, better food, better cars, better women, it makes you actually a better person. Captain Ted Beecham: It's actually an utterly entertaining and hilarious joy ride. Jordan Belfort: I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. Implosions are ugly. Controlling the sale by keeping it on the straight line (every time the customer tries to take the . Benihana Beni-fucking-hana? And by the way, John, our analysts indicate it could go a heck of a lot higher than that. You know, just people say shit. We don't start dialing at 9:30, because our clients are already answering the phone! My wife, Naomi, the Duchess of Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. I want you to fuck me like it's the last fucking time. picks her up. You're gonna give me a pass? Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: However, while Belfort and his cronies partake in a hedonistic brew of sex, drugs and thrills, the SEC and the FBI close in on his empire of excess. Refresh and try again. You wanna fuck me, Jordan? The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) - IMDb Get off me! Jordan Belfort: Terms and Policies Sort: Relevant Newest # movies # leonardo dicaprio # martin scorsese # wolf of wall street # the wolf of wall street No way, baby, no! I love you so much. I fucked up so bad. Jordan Belfort: About a month later, Donnie and I decided to double team her on a Saturday afternoon while our wives were out shopping for Christmas presents. The Wolf Of Wall Street: 20 Quotes We Can All Relate To - ScreenRant There's no nobility in poverty. Captain Ted Beecham: Jordan Belfort: Does daddy get a kiss from both of his little girls, huh? Smartest of the bunch was Nicky Koskoff. Jordan Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: Hold on baby. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Real Wolf of Wall Street sues film studio for $300m Still, give them to me young, hungry, and stupid, and in no time, I'll make 'em rich. Look at yourself! Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: is an initial public offering. [reacting to market crash] Oh, hey! The year I turned 26, as the head of my own brokerage firm, I made $49 million, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week. Where's my kiss? Sell that. ~ Jordan Belfort. Naomi Lapaglia: Naomi Lapaglia: This is our golden ticket to the fuckin' Chocolate Factory, right here. I can sell anything. So It's Wolf of Wall Street, But for Learning How to Pick Up Girls Mark Hanna: The IRS, they allow for T&A, it's fine. And I choose rich every fuckin' time. Good! Pick up the phone and start dialing! The whole Donnie Azoff: Your AMC Ticket Confirmation# can be found in your order confirmation email. You had to deal with the gold course people, too! The movie is popular for its engaging story and its depiction of the notorious party culture. I don't even listen to it. He's a Boy Scout! I want a divorce. You know what I mean? fucking digits. Naomi Lapaglia: Well that's good news. Good! While the movie opened to positive reviews, it was criticized by some viewers who felt that it glamorized Belfort's white-collar criminal lifestyle. And today, you needed to clean your fishbowl, today? I mean, we had similar interests and shit. Twice a day. Jean? But it gets even better, baby. What do you mean happy for me? it's partly due to dicaprio. Okay? If you don't, you will fall out of balance, split your differential and tip the fuck over. Fuck you, U.S.A. Fuck you, U.S.A. Fuck you! Mark Hanna: It's beautiful! Okay, mommy likes to play games with daddy. Her name was Pam and to her credit, she did have this amazing technique with this wild twisting jerk motion. 15 Scenes From the Wolf of Wall Street Script - Business Insider You got a minute? [laughing] Last month you were a wine connoisseur, now you're an aspiring landscape architect. Error rating book. Maybe sell the house. Some little hooker you were fucking last night? Patrick Denham: The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) - Quotes - IMDb Dad, we had clients, Pfizer clients. Jordan Belfort: I called him Rugrat because of his piece of shit hairpiece. Based on the true story of Jordan Belfort, from his rise to a wealthy stock-broker living the high life to his fall involving crime, corruption and the federal government. Shut the fuck up! It took 90 minutes for these fuckers to kick in but once they did, *pow. Jordan Belfort: No. Bears. Beni fucking hanna!. So before I approve this midget-tossing business, you need to find me a game warden who can rein in the little critter if he should go off the deep end. Married people can't have friends? They were everywhere! Mark Hanna: What a Greek tragedy honey! Jordan Belfort: [stands up tall, smiling] Brace yourself for an outrageous true story from legendary. Ugh! Failure is your friend. Jordan Belfort, If I earn a million dollars a week and the average American earns a thousand dollars a week, then when I spend twenty thousand dollars on something its the equivalent of the average American spending twenty dollars on something, right? Jordan Belfort, Ive got the guts to die. You're a lying piece of shit! And I choose rich every fucking time. I will not die sober! Sound good, John? Let me get that right. They all want something for nothing. Jordan Belfort, Still, give them to me young, hungry, and stupid. Leonardo DiCaprio's iconic dialogues from 'The Wolf Of Wall Street You're a fucking pill dealer. That's not why I do it. People tend to give up. [to Jordan after the incident] Naomi Lapaglia: [narration] Then look no further. Act as if you're a wealthy man, rich already, and then you'll surely become rich. Jordan Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your account. Come for me. Thank you for your vote of confidence and welcome to the Investor's Center. Get off. Jordan Belfort lived an outrageous life which ultimately caught up with him. Say hi to Rocco and Rocco! If anyones gonna fuck my cousin, its gonna be me. Hold on! Postmedia Network Inc. | 365 Bloor Street East, Toronto, Ontario, M4W 3L4 | 416-383-2300. [Naomi walks in on a gay orgy] The Origin Of Matthew McConaughey's Wolf Of Wall Street Chant - ScreenRant Jordan Belfort: Chester Ming: Let me know in the comments and please share this post to help and inspire others. Jordan Belfort: You know those guys who got like the beard with, like, no mustache or some bullshit? I understand perfectly, you American shit. Turn around! Oh, you're investing in Italy? You can sell anything? That's not why I do it. Mark Hanna: And to anyone who thinks theres anything glamorous about being known as a Wolf of Wall Street. 4. I can get you beer if you want fuckin' beer. Biography, Know Your Critic: Clint Worthington, Founder of The Spool and Senior Writer at Consequence. Explains you. I want to stay married, Dad, but it's crazy out there. Jordan Belfort: Get away from the window! Chester Ming: Enjoy! I'll tell you what: I'm never eating at Benihana again. I Ain't Going Anywhere! I can't close this briefcase. [in narration] Donnie Azoff: This is not a tip, this is a prescription. Daddy shouldn't waste his time. Even more fucked, is that he got busted for shit that had nothing to do with me. Holy fucking shit Jordan Belfort: Drama, Yeah. If you have persistence, you will come out ahead of most people. Jordan Belfort: Fucked up. Naomi Lapaglia: John: Why didn't you tell me, sweetheart? All rights reserved. Does your girlfriend think you're a fucking worthless loser? So take a good look, daddy. I heard some stupid shit. Do you guys not want to make money? You were calling her name in your sleep! I love it. Shit, I can sell lubes to a convent full of nuns, get 'em so horny they'll be fucking each other in the coffers. Good! Funny, self-referential, and irreverent to a fault, The Wolf of Wall Street finds Martin Scorsese and Leonardo DiCaprio at their most infectiously dynamic. I have a low blood sugar thyroid thing Jordan Belfort: Alden Kupferberg: We are here to make money! Actually, the madness started on our very first day, when one of our brokers, Ben Jenner, christened the elevator by getting a blow job from the sales assistant. Gotta pump those numbers up. [to Naomi] A master diver! Oh, California? Jordan Belfort: Wouldn't you like to know how to sell it? Say hi! Jordan Belfort : [to the waiter] Oh, I'm good with water for now. Alden Kupferberg: Jordan, it's fucking good, right? Hey, sweetheart! Oh my God! If youre into films about money, sales, success and that rags to riches story then it is all of that with a bunch of crazy, obscene and extreme all thrown in. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: She's already got C-cups, but now she wants FUCKIN' DOUBLE D'S! Stratton Oakmont. Without you, theyre just worthless hunks of plastic. Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment could be upwards of $60,000! She you know, her her father is the is the brother of my mom. Here's a list of a few of the best lines from the movie: I want you to deal with Your problems by becoming rich. And I choose rich every fuckin' time. Because sometime in the not-so-distant future, you're gonna be pulling up at a red light, in your beat-up old fucking Pinto, and that person's gonna be pulling up right alongside you in their brand new Porsche. Nicholas the Butler: 15 outrageous scenes in Martin Scorsese's 'Wolf Of Wall Street' That's the fuckin' point. 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We don't give two shits about how technology works, 'cause all we care about is getting fucking RICH! Winners use words that say 'must' and 'will'. I'm also Dutch, German, English. Because I can't keep track of your professions, honey. the self narration, similar to goodfellas and moments where leo talks directly to the camera and you, the audience, are key. Jordan Belfort: You're not fucking taking my goddamn fucking kids! Jordan Belfort: If anyone's gonna fuck my cousin, it's gonna be me. Hey Paulie, what's up? Martin Scorsese 's The Wolf of Wall Street is a darkly comedic portrayal of unrestrained Wall Street hedonism and greed that ranks among the maestro's greatest works of the last decade. Very British, you know. Once in the morning after I work out, once after lunch. Jordan Belfort: The Wolf of Wall Street Quotes. QuotesGram Jordan Belfort: Don't you wanna be my friend? Jordan Belfort: This is my home! It's a whazy. God damn it! Oh, I'm good with water for now. You wanna fuck me? Jordan Belfort: They even had an accounting term for it: It was called T and E, which stood for Travel and Entertainment. Good, pick up the phone and start dialing! I was hooked in seconds. 'Wolf of Wall Street' Scenes We Can't Wait for - Business Insider Based on Jordan Belfort's autobiography. Mark Hanna: Jordan Belfort: Stop that sweetie, please? Donnie Azoff: Brad, show them how it's done. Stay up-to-date on all the latest Rotten Tomatoes news! Brad: Yeah. Pound for pound theyre stronger than grizzly bears, and, if you want to know the truth, they happen to scare the living shit out of me. Donnie, this isn't this isn't funny, you gotta untie me, buddy. The easiest way to make money is - create something of such value that . Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable, ugly fucking wives. The name of the game, moving the money from the client's pocket to your pocket. Right? with updates on movies, TV shows, Rotten Tomatoes podcast and more. Jordan Belfort, On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. Exactly. I got my wife checking the messages every forty-five minutes calling the office saying. Is your landlord ready to evict you? Once we sucker them in, we unload the dog shit. Get the ludes downstairs! Captain Ted Beecham: Wolf Of Wallstreet Matthew McConaughey [FULL SCENE] [HD] Mark Hanna: Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: It'll keep you sharp between the ears. What I'm asking, you Swiss dick, is are you going to fuck me over? Look, it's a figure of fucking speech, just give me the fucking Donnie Azoff: I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! Not a stitch. What I want to know is, have you got the guts to live?, They were drunk on youth, fueled by greed, and higher than kites., And from the time I was a kid, I've had this internal monologue roaring through my head, which doesn't stop - unless I'm asleep. In 2013 it was adapted into a movie by the same name. Money talks and bullshit takes the bus. Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable ugly fuckin' wives. Stratton Oakmont Commercial: What, if the kid's retarded? Brad: Donnie Azoff: Captain Ted Beecham: [sigh of relief] Back in the 1990s, Belfort ran. THE WOLF OF WALL STREET Drama 2013 2 hr 59 min English audio R CC Watch with free trial Buy or rent Sex. Naomi Lapaglia: Who's Venice? This is a fucking mayday! Twenty fucking years! Where were they doing it, sweetheart? Like a loaded M16 without a trained marine to pull the trigger. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: It's flooded! I'm sure. Donnie! Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: The Cerebral Palsy phase. Is that right? Mark Hanna: After they left I checked the apartment. Yeah. * And I had skipped the tingle phase and jumped straight to the drool phase. Once he was an ice cream vendor and now Jordan is the head of a stockbroker office: he's greedy, he loves power and all forms of excess. Naomi Lapaglia: Search, discover and share your favorite The Wolf Of Wall Street GIFs. Oh, you don't love me? Naomi Lapaglia: [after shipwreck] Money. Linette Lopez. Max Belfort: There was this one time I was selling pot to this Amish dude. I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my back pain, Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine Well, because its awesome. Jordan Belfort, There are two keys to success in the broker business; first of all you gotta stay relaxed, secondly you gotta always get stay high. Mark Hanna, Fugayzi, fugazi. It's fucked up. [in thoughts] All you have to do today is pick up that phone and speak the words that I have taught you. [Naomi walks in on a gay orgy] Now let's knock this motherfucker out of the park! Am I crazy? Hey, pal. I'm not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? Jordan Belfort: You're almost there! The Wolf Of Wall Street tells the story of Jordan Belfort, a drug-fueled, ambitious hustler at wall street. Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort, the former stock broker whose story inspired the hit movie The Wolf of Wall Street, is suing the filmmakers for $300m (229m). Jordan Belfort: Uh, what the fuck! I called the captain the n-word? Good. Stratton Broker in a Bowtie: [when asked who is Captain Ahab] Jordy, look what you've got here.