He slept through the whole thing. (scene ends,advertisement break for TV viewers). Jessie:Bertram,we need you to plan a party menu for Taylor's 1st birthday in New York. I'm keeping your sweatshirt! Jessie:Oh,that's supposed to say "lizard". Jessie:Go,go,go,go. Lights, Camera, Distraction!/Transcript | Jessie Wiki | Fandom (episode begins in the penthouse kitchen). Contents 1 Toy Story 2 2 Toy Story 3 3 Buzz Lightyear of Star Command 3.1 Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins 4 Toy Story Toons 4.1 Hawaiian Vacation 4.2 Small Fry Going outside before noon is against everything I stand for. I have a friend and we're throwing her a birthday party,and we need a special guest. If I do not turn it in,I will lose my perfect, 4.0 grade point average! I think I have an idea. You can't get an A every time! Jessie this.! Is not meth, this is dried come blocks. - Walter White Taylor:Mrs.Obama,thank you for bringing my mom home for my birthday. Tony:I cannot believe we're trapped in this huge teacup! That's not very sanitary! Jessie:That's for the comments on my script. Michelle:Wow,this must really be important. Emma:(holding a bag)OK,what's the make-up emergency? (stands up) Hey,did I ever tell you kids about the time I did a triple somersault at the big homecoming game? I promised Christina I would do a better job of getting the kids to school on time. PDF Disney Channel Jessie Audition Script - yearbook2017.psg.fr You better start downloading break-up songs now. He'll do anything! I think they might have run away because they hate you. It's quick-drying plaster! Zuri:Yeah,we know you'll make it if you just keep trying. Why isn't it coming off? Zuri: I cannot tell a lieyour performance stunk! (yawns and stretches). I still have a marble lodged in my ear. Bertram: Great! I don't know." Today when my old roommate from. The screenplay was written by Joss Whedon, Andrew Stanton, Joel Cohen and Alec Sokolow, based on a story by Lasseter, Pete Docter, Stanton and Joe Ranft. Emma:She bites harder than Mrs.Kipling! Jessie:Don't bother. (Atefeh walks off as the scene shows her splashing water in her face. I'm used to it. Emma: she said you'd be hearing from her lawyers? Austin & Jessie & Ally: All Star New Year, his flat top when I told him I was moving to New York, but he chilled when I told him I had a. Have you guys seen a sparkly,pink ball,with teeth marks? (Jessies suitcase is thrown out) Ha, ha, you missed me! (He starts to turn, Emma pushes Luke onto Jessie, and Zuri stands) Jessie: (grunts) -Okay, okay!- (Ross children plus Jessie shout with delight), (Zuri pulls Jessie to the couch, and stands on top of it.). (continues laughing). Jessie:(chuckles)That depends. Ravi:Pretty girls are talking to me! JESSIE- Sorry about that, kids. I should have seen that coming. Aladdin and the King of Thieves/Transcript. Angels in the Outfield (1994)/Transcript. Tony:Aw,man! Luigi is see flying with a cape as he slams his feet on to a parademon, then . Gettin pretty good at this nanny stuff. Jessie:Not so easy with a 40-pound shell on your back,pal! Bertram:Sure,anything for her! (laughs,walks away). Dousing people with water is my specialty! Austin: Well, now I'm a little nervous. Zuri:Can we roll back tuck-in times for America's youth? . Luke:I can't believe you finished that whole thing in just 24 hours! So! I'm on it! Coach Penny:Whatever keeps him off the playing fields. thumb|250px|link=File:New_york_new_nanny_-_jessie_and_bertram.jpg. She stares at her extrem. You just gotta be the bee. Sgt.Harris:I can't believe you're 10! (To Emma)Nice outfit,by the way,Emma,I'm glad one person is ready to walk out the door! . N-n-n-n-n-n-no, no, what I meant-. I'll race you to Miami! ( Andy's 1-year-old sister, Molly, crawls over and picks up Mr. Say goodbye to the wife and tater tots. Just another site disney jessie transcripts voice director: additional (98 episodes, 2011-2015) Kevin John Rogers . Luke:Oh,now I see why they call it a "Boom".(chuckles). I just miss my mom so much that I haven't been in much of a party mood. So is your mom stationed in New York now? Emma:Remember,you enthusiastic applause will determine the winner. Bees have entirely different temperaments,feeding habits,and not to mention nesting-. (Tries to take it from Luke) Luke: No way! (waves hands). Morgan and Christina arrive late. The snow was high,the morale was low-. Jessie: When? What kind of werewolf are you? Jessie: Oh, I just need to speak to Morgan or Christina Ross. At the same time, they both say "you're fired" to Jessie) What! What're the parents going to say?! Hey,Dean! Synopsis I want a producer credit for that. Coach Penny:I am not going to pick you just because you're the only one interested. I'll come up with something. Taylor:Uh,no thanks. The whole Ross family and Jessie are there.). Christina: Oh, well we'll make it up to her! Bertram:It's not the movie,I just wasted 20 bucks on an "At Least You Tried" card! Any questions?" (Jumps up and down) Can we keep her?! Jessie is a Disney Channel original situation comedy, which debuted on September 30, 2011 and ended on October 16, 2015 after four seasons. She also knitted me this Jessie:I was going to say snorkel warmer,but either way she needs a new hobby. Girl Meets Jessie Transcript. Ravi: I hope Jessie's audition went well. Emma:Wait,you still need make-up! I have oodles of free time,because I have no social life! Jessie: Here, you try. They are good. Emma:Why don't you hire Nicolas Cage? Don't you have other things to do? Emma: Why did you guys change your mind about coming? Jessie:Wait a minute. So was my dad! Jessie:Well,without the eyebrows,it was hard to tell! I really needed a nanny-win today! 4 Seasons Disney Channel Family, Comedy TVG Watchlist Where to Watch A Texas teenager moves to New York City and becomes a nanny for a couple with four children. repeatedly). Disney Scripts Collection: Television and Screenplays Download Then you might want to prepare for a string of loser boyfriends. But it's such a waste. (thinking) I was waving at an ex-boyfriend. It stands for "Pointless Exercise". Kipling.). Zuri:Yep. ), Jessie: (Screams) Gross! (drags Luke to a chair). Jessie:Wait,you mean,I have to go to school today? I was supposed to gather 30 different leaves,and these are all different! You worked really hard on this, you should be proud of yourself! Luke:"Uh-oh" what? Zuri: Whatever. Bertram: I was going to sign it too but the penis so far away (Scene changes to in the lobby of the Fairfield. I can't believe you're here! Ravi:Ooh,how exciting! (Everyone claps for her). I was about to order that juicer! She is a pull string cowgirl who was one of Woody 's friends on Woody's Roundup (along with Bullseye and Stinky Pete ). I remember those performers made me feel like I could do anything. Nothing says "birthday" like an obstacle course. (pushes Jessie_. Michelle:Oh,if I told you that,it wouldn't be called the Secret Service. Just shave Bertram's back and glue it all over Tony. I just have to hit Send within 5 seconds. Ravi:By the way,you yelled just a tad. Ravi:Oh,heavens,he is headless! Zuri: Don't worry Jessie; just do what I do, blame it on Luke! Jessie:Y-You mean my speech to Luke worked on you? Jessie:(To Bertram)their parents are Morgan and Christina Ross, the famous movie director and supermodel-turned-business-mogul?! Bertram:I just got a confirmation! Free shipping for many products! Jessie:Because this error message says "Please enter a password." Morgan: No, sweetie, my movie is running way behind schedule, I mean, Galactapus hasn't even devoured Angelina Jolie yet. Jessie: Yeah, I've been try'na reach her parents all morning, but all I get is a voicemail. Luke: Yeah, Ravi's giant, razor-toothed lizard. s01e11 - Take the A-Train. (Kids still bored). Don't worry,we won't let it go to waste. (laughs and hugs Taylor) Oh,sweetie,I've missed you so much! Action! Tony: Flyin in their dad's helicopter. And quit taking her helicopter to yoga class. Did I make it on time? Taylor:With my Blake Shelton alarm clock. Jessie:Hey,well it worked,but it says the food won't be here for 25 minutes,so can you please grab us breakfast at the deli? Emma: (to Jessie) Zuri has imaginary friends. We only have 29 minutes! Ravi:I will take it! Something is flushing those toilets. I know all about love! (throws rope,crashes) Sorry,Zeus! Creepy Connie Comes a Callin 8. This is the most important scene in the movie! See,by staying strong,helping out around the house and supporting your mom from here at home,both you and your grandmother are serving our country just as much as your mom is. These ought to ward off the wedgies. (wipes off blood). Coach Penny:(blows whistle) These two mascot wanna-bees. (scene ends,advertisement break for TV viewers). Morgan: Cut! Like a caveman? I need this face in one piece! Keep your tentacles to yourself, Galactopus! She blocks the exit she came out of), Ravi: Yes! Jessie:On the bright side,he'll have friends! Is there going to be some imaginary monster behind the door? Ravi:Not so fast. (Elevator door opens, showing Morgan and Christina kissing). (walks to living room)Zuri,are you rea-uh-oh. Run around,flail your arms,and try not to fall down. (Sighs) Zuri. (Scene changes back to penthouse in the TV room). Last one there is the base of the pyramid! Who's ready for the big pep rally? Thanks for never calling me back. (Pulls Jessie away from the set), (Scene changes to the school where Emma's science fair is hosted.). ), Emma: This is a model of our solar system. Jessie:(serves plate)OK,kids,chew as quickly as you can,without biting your tongues off. Anastasia (1997)/Transcript. Jessie:I know,and they're lovely,it's just that you have a slight flea problem. (A fake tentacle grabs Jessie, and lifts her up. Jessie (TV Series 2011-2015) - IMDb My Creative Memes. Oh,this is perfect! Michelle:Are you making your big,sad eyes? (claps hands)OK,let's do this! You should've started this a week ago. Ravi: I cannot believe that you excluded Mr. Kipling from our family dinner. Jessie (2011 TV series) - Wikipedia A blue comet speeds towards Planet Z. Hey, thatincludes Milly the Mermaid. Jessie:Wow,those guys came out of nowhere! (Emma,Luke,Ravi and Zuri using their phones). You don't wanna wake him up. (To Christina) That extra broke my tentacle. Zuri:You mean that cowpoke? (Jessie closes door while wearing a hot dog costume and holds sign that says "Dan's Hot Diggity Dogs"), Bertram: Well,mine just got better! (Hip-hop music plays,Ravi goes on the stage), (Ravi dancing,Jessie coaches,Coach Penny paying attention), (Coach Penny realizes that Jessie is coaching). Emma:Well,according to the Applause-O-Meter, our new mascot is Luke! Do you happen to know Tom Selleck? It's Mom and Dad! And so beautiful! Zuri;Oh,no! Jessie:What? Emma:Soyou're not going to be able to make the science fair? Jessie:Can it,science boy! Hit it! (Jessie unplugs Ravi's headphones.) (Everyone claps for her). Zuri:Hey,my teacher can't prove what we do or do not grow on our private island!(laughs). That's what love is like! (Laughs again). Ravi: My art class project is complete,and,as usual,I am ready! (thinks), (scene changes with guys auditioning in the living room).